It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Just puked most of my soul out..
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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