I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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