If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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