i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Randomize