3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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