The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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