I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
They took my balls.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
