There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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