bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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