i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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