Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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