; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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