Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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