if you like me you must not know who I am
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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