i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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