Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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