Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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