So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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