Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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