One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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