People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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