Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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