I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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