CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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