stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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