the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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