haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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