You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
