my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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