he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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