Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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