is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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