i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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