yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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