this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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