You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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