You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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