No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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