How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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