I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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