C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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