Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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