Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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