If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
It's Friday. Sex?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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