hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you win again, gameday.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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