I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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