I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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