That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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