Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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