I can't watch pbs sober anymore
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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