You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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