Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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