My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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