Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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