Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
