this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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